About Brian Eden
How can you define Brian Eden?
Well, you might say that Brian Eden is a guy.
That is true.
But he’s not just a guy.
Brian Eden also a white guy.
But he is not just defined by being a guy and white. You see, Brian is a humorist, photographer, traveler, cooking enthusiast and animal lover (but only in the platonic sense.)
Professionally, Brian is an advertising copywriter. Please don’t hold it against him.
Brian began his advertising career as a Junior Copywriter with the now defunct Eisner Communications. While still funct, Eden earned recognition in national and international award shows including the Clios, London International Awards, Radio Mercury Awards, New York Festivals and Webby Awards, among others.
(By which he means both “among other award shows” and “among other people who also won these awards.”)
In 2006, Brian realized his lifelong goal of becoming the #1 ranked Brian Eden on Google, narrowly edging out Brian Eden, Chairman of the Hillview Road Landfill Citizens Advisory Committee, Brian Eden, director of the Sioux Falls Trucking Association and Brian Eden, prison inmate convicted of two counts of mail fraud and money laundering in Ohio.
Brian has 193 myspace friends and a spotless ebay seller rating.
All of this recognition catapulted Brian Eden up the corporate ladder. First to “Full-Fledged Copywriter,” then to “Full-Fledged Senior Copywriter,” then briefly back down to “Unemployed Copywriter” then, fortunately, back up the ol’ ladder again to his current position, “Associate-Creative-Director-Who-No-Longer-Collects-Unemployment” at Carton Donofrio Partners.
Brian graduated from Syracuse University, where he studied Advertising, Psychology and Heavy Jackets.
His blog, “Walk A Mile in My Underpants” (brianeden.com) boasts seven loyal subscribers, at least six of which are not his mom.
Brian lives in Baltimore, Maryland with his Labradoodle (aka Poodrador), Natty and his goldfish, Roy, who, after six and a half years, has somehow managed to not die.
